If you missed SNL last weekend, this is a must-watch. In the midst of the government takeover of GM, Fake Obama decides the fate of other major players in other industries as well, including window treatments. In his address to the nation, Fake Obama arbitrarily declares which manufacturers of coffee makers, lawnmowers, fake vomit, jackets, and window treatments get govt subsidies. The others "will be asked to cease operation at once." Apparently, Levolor makes the cut, but Comfortex doesn't. "It's not you, it's not me, it's just the situation." Love it!